WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW!
| JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES. 2 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED AND I OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!  |
THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!
ALL! RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS
PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!
I'M SO GLAD IM NOT AN ONLY CHILD!
AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE
SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!
Nothing replaces having a friend
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
